Archive for January 21, 2017

So there I was tryin’ to be nice, have Vader and Jyn Erso over for a peacemaking tea. And this happened…

DV: You stole the plans to the Death Star!

JE: I’m a consular attaché from Alderaan – COUGH! – I don’t know anything about plans!

DV: If you are a diplomat where are your credentials? You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her…oh, yes, I’m alone. 

JE: CCCCHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAARRRRGGGH!

SFX: SNAP!

Some people just can’t be in a room together…