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		<title>Crimes Against Elves Pt. 36</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to Part 35 &#8211; Click Here! Frangelf rides toward Grendathor, while Caroncall&#8217;s minion starts bribing jurors&#8230; © 2011 G.N. Jacobs He’d tried all the tricks he’d learned over the years getting over Celia and nothing worked. No amount of breathing, exercise, or transference would eliminate the image of Geldarath getting what was coming in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smokinglizard.com&amp;blog=6093473&amp;post=1184&amp;subd=jaklizard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crimes Against Elves Pt. 35</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to Part 34 &#8211; Click Here! The ladies suck it up and start walking out of the pit&#8230; © 2011 G.N. Jacobs “Victoria, earlier you said you wanted bigger weapons to ‘loudly put bad guys on a slab’ and I dismissed you?” Lady Argentia whispered. “I take it back.” “Do you have some way [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smokinglizard.com&amp;blog=6093473&amp;post=1181&amp;subd=jaklizard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crimes Against Elves Pt. 34</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Aug 2011 08:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to Part 33 &#8211; Click Here! Victoria and Lady Argentia land in the deep pit of Grendathor&#8230; © 2011 G.N. Jacobs Victoria landed on stone feeling the bruises form. She temporarily blacked out and her mind wandered back to the courtroom. This time it was a memory instead of a faerie-dust trip to the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smokinglizard.com&amp;blog=6093473&amp;post=1177&amp;subd=jaklizard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crimes Against Elves Pt. 33</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to Part 32 &#8211; Click Here! Frangelf frantically tries to catch up to the ladies before the spell does&#8230; © 2011 G.N. Jacobs Frangelf broke cover with his horse as soon as he saw the purple cloud stalking his two favorite women. They ran. He ran to catch up a vision of horsemanship where [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smokinglizard.com&amp;blog=6093473&amp;post=1009&amp;subd=jaklizard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coal Sack Crab Pt. 66</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to Part 65 &#8211; Click Here! Magda and Christine have a girl-talk moment where they agree to have a wedding on the TV network&#8217;s dime&#8230; © 2011 G.N. Jacobs The crabbers brought their ships in for three days of rest mandated by the Port Office. People caught up on maintenance, wrote letters home, attended [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smokinglizard.com&amp;blog=6093473&amp;post=1020&amp;subd=jaklizard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crimes Against Elves Pt. 32</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Aug 2011 08:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to Part 31 &#8211; Click Here! Geldarath&#8217;s spell, a purple cloud, chases Victoria and Lady Argentia on horseback&#8230; © 2011 G.N. Jacobs It always pays to have smart horses underneath when trouble starts. The purple cloud that filled the horizon didn’t need to be analyzed. Shadow Streak and Bellatrix took off running on their [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smokinglizard.com&amp;blog=6093473&amp;post=1004&amp;subd=jaklizard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coal Sack Crab Pt. 65</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 08:15:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to Part 64 &#8211; Click Here! The crabs react badly to being tricked with false files in the biological database&#8230; © 2011 G.N. Jacobs The crabs had brute forced their way through a third of the 18,000 or so odd music instructions created by a bored Marine with the largest digital music collection anywhere [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smokinglizard.com&amp;blog=6093473&amp;post=1017&amp;subd=jaklizard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Crimes Against Elves Pt. 31</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 08:15:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to Part 30 &#8211; Click Here! Caroncall sends a minion to Los Angeles for nefarious purpose. Meanwhile, Geldarath cooks up a nasty spell&#8230; © 2011 G.N. Jacobs Caroncall watched his favorite minion find his bearings in the deep concrete of Los Angeles. The plan was coming together, at least on this side of the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smokinglizard.com&amp;blog=6093473&amp;post=1001&amp;subd=jaklizard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Coal Sack Crab Pt. 64</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:13:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Back to Part 63 &#8211; Click Here! The crabs renew their research efforts&#8230; © 2011 G.N. Jacobs Command Unit Whiskey directly supervised the next round of cloning tests because something needed to happen. New runs on the old cloning lines might produce results. Magda’s cells with slightly different tinkering techniques produced slightly better results like [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=smokinglizard.com&amp;blog=6093473&amp;post=1014&amp;subd=jaklizard&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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